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Daily starters
« on: March 19, 2012, 06:29:57 PM »
Meeting women at a bar is like going to the grocery store hungry... you bring home shit you don't need !!!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2012, 05:56:26 AM »
Not really excited that the wrapping on my toilet paper said 100% recycled...
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2012, 06:44:48 AM »
The pollen levels are so high this year  it has the crack heads trying to convert their meth into Sudafed...
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2012, 06:49:44 AM »
Got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple of lesbians. Guess they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch"...
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2012, 06:53:08 AM »
You know there's a fine line between giving someone the Heimlich maneuver and dry humping a total stranger...
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2012, 08:01:14 AM »
I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The last question was where do women have the curliest hair? Apparently, the answer is Fiji.....
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2012, 08:26:02 AM »
Since anyone has yet to respond, I'll do the honors...

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2012, 08:32:38 AM »
Thanks! I was beginning to think no one up there had a sense of humor. Feel free to join in and post your own one liners guys!!!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2012, 03:03:32 PM »
I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The last question was where do women have the curliest hair? Apparently, the answer is Fiji.....

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2012, 04:04:39 PM »
Thanks! I was beginning to think no one up there had a sense of humor.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2012, 04:32:14 PM »
Keep it going!!!! :-[
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2012, 04:57:57 PM »
Three Greeks rent a canoe....that's all I've got.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2012, 05:01:09 PM »
Horse walks into a bar.... Bartender says.... why the long face ?

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2012, 05:42:06 PM »
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2012, 05:54:04 PM »
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
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