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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #660 on: November 05, 2017, 08:48:52 AM »
You have two parts of your brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #661 on: November 06, 2017, 06:54:26 AM »
I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read, "One day, this could be you." So I put my money back in my pocket, just in case he's right.  :-\
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #662 on: November 08, 2017, 06:16:15 AM »
I'm single by choice. Unfortunately, it's not my choice.  :-[
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #663 on: November 09, 2017, 06:29:16 AM »
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #664 on: November 12, 2017, 08:04:51 AM »
I never knew the meaning of true happiness until I got married, but then it was too late...
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #665 on: November 13, 2017, 06:23:49 AM »
A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.  ;)
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #666 on: November 14, 2017, 06:45:52 AM »
Clinging on to past and living is like driving forward while watching the rear view mirror...
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #667 on: November 18, 2017, 10:50:24 AM »
Relax...It's just a bad day, not a bad life.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #668 on: November 19, 2017, 06:31:12 AM »
I think this generation will have to go into separate rooms and text each other to work out their problems.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #669 on: November 21, 2017, 06:38:49 AM »
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #670 on: November 21, 2017, 07:45:20 AM »
that's good!   
a bunch of nice sounding stuff. Nice that I'm finally able to actually listen to file music for the first time...

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #671 on: November 22, 2017, 06:15:16 PM »
The Thanksgiving holiday brings Black Friday... Americans of all races and religions gather together to fight over discounted electronics.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #672 on: November 25, 2017, 06:32:42 AM »
Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But,smoking bacon will cure it!!!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #673 on: November 27, 2017, 12:46:33 PM »
You can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #674 on: November 28, 2017, 08:10:15 AM »
My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day so I started lying to my wife.
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