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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #720 on: February 24, 2018, 06:55:04 AM »
Many people quit looking for a career when they find a job.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #721 on: February 26, 2018, 08:03:51 AM »
FABLE:  A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #722 on: March 01, 2018, 07:56:50 PM »
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #723 on: March 03, 2018, 06:36:23 AM »
Daylight savings time.  Why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #724 on: March 08, 2018, 09:22:00 AM »
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #725 on: March 12, 2018, 12:41:37 PM »
A hard-on does not count as personal growth.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #726 on: March 18, 2018, 11:53:53 AM »
My mind is so open that ideas simply pass through it....
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #727 on: March 19, 2018, 07:51:44 AM »
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #728 on: March 23, 2018, 06:00:39 PM »
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #729 on: March 24, 2018, 08:47:04 AM »
If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #730 on: March 25, 2018, 07:21:53 AM »
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #731 on: March 26, 2018, 04:32:12 PM »
The statistics on alcoholism are staggering.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #732 on: March 30, 2018, 11:52:30 AM »
 Lap top - Where the beer spills when you pass out.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #733 on: March 31, 2018, 08:48:49 AM »
 Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #734 on: April 07, 2018, 09:56:25 AM »
Have you noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born?
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