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Offline mikey813

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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2010, 03:40:08 PM »
Those videos where hilarious Kingman.
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #46 on: June 26, 2010, 08:29:34 AM »
Funny!!!
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #47 on: June 26, 2010, 08:43:37 AM »
Slightly twisted humor!!!
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #48 on: June 26, 2010, 08:47:34 AM »
And more......
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #49 on: June 26, 2010, 01:37:08 PM »
Lol good stuff kingman!
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #50 on: July 10, 2010, 11:58:37 AM »
SEXISM.....
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #51 on: July 26, 2010, 07:43:50 PM »
IF YOU RUN INTO A TEXAN...........>                                                                                                                                 As the bus stopped and it was her
> turn to get on, she became
>  aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
> come up to the height of the first step of the bus..
> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
> driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a
> little,
> thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her
> leg
> She tried to take the step, only to discover that she
> couldn't.
> So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
> behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
> second time attempted the step.
> Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her
> leg.
> With a little smile to the driver, she again reached
> behind
> to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the
> step.
> About this time, a large Texan who was standing
> behind her picked her up easily by the waist
> and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
> She went ballistic and turned to the
> would-be Samaritan
>  and yelled,
> 'How dare you touch my body!
>  I don't even know who you are!'
> The Texan smiled and drawled,
> 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
> but after you unzipped my fly three times,
> I kinda figured we was friends.'
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2010, 07:46:13 PM »
TRUE  TALENT  
 
Every once in a while... In life...You run into a genius with a true talent!!  
  
 

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT  TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT  TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4.  No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't!  No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.  I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom?  I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to go to work in the morning.
 

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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #53 on: August 28, 2010, 11:59:44 AM »
A clean dirty joke.......2 tall trees are growing in the forest side by side...one is a beech and one is a birch. A small tree begins to grow between them. The birch says " I wonder what it is? Is it a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?" The beech tree says " I don't know if it is a son of a beech or a son of a birch!". A woodpecker flys onto the small sapling and the beech asks...woodpecker...you are a tree expert...taste the tree and see if it is the son of a beech, or the son of a birch. The woodpecker does and then exclaims..."it's neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch, but it's the best piece of ash I've ever put my pecker in!!!!"
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #54 on: September 05, 2010, 04:28:10 PM »
I guess this scene was left on the cutting room floor :P

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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #55 on: September 05, 2010, 09:11:42 PM »
 :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #56 on: September 07, 2010, 11:18:33 AM »
  :o
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2010, 02:17:53 AM »
 :o :o :o :o
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #58 on: September 12, 2010, 09:07:32 AM »
;D ;D ;D :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #59 on: September 24, 2010, 07:58:04 AM »
 Gynaecologist's Hand...
After 30 Years of Work !  :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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