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Kingman · « **Reply #600 on:** November 25, 2016, 08:07:29 AM »

My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.

Kingman · « **Reply #601 on:** November 26, 2016, 08:10:12 AM »

Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.

Kingman · « **Reply #602 on:** November 27, 2016, 09:12:28 AM »

Don't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.

Kingman · « **Reply #603 on:** November 30, 2016, 08:09:25 AM »

You have the perfect face for radio.

Kingman · « **Reply #604 on:** December 05, 2016, 06:12:09 PM »

If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

Kingman · « **Reply #605 on:** December 09, 2016, 09:52:35 AM »

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.

Kingman · « **Reply #606 on:** December 10, 2016, 07:59:50 AM »

Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Kingman · « **Reply #607 on:** December 11, 2016, 08:31:22 AM »

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ? They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

Kingman · « **Reply #608 on:** December 12, 2016, 06:08:24 AM »

Hey Stevie.....How does a Jew celebrate Christmas? He installs a parking meter on the roof.

Kingman · « **Reply #609 on:** December 13, 2016, 07:28:44 AM »

Hey Pepe...How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad

Kingman · « **Reply #610 on:** December 14, 2016, 06:58:43 AM »

What do you call a girl who cheats on you during the holidays? A ho ho ho

Kingman · « **Reply #611 on:** December 15, 2016, 06:18:52 AM »

Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole

Kingman · « **Reply #612 on:** December 16, 2016, 08:33:13 AM »

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

Kingman · « **Reply #613 on:** December 17, 2016, 08:59:59 AM »

What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS

Kingman · « **Reply #614 on:** December 18, 2016, 09:23:19 AM »

When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas...

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