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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #765 on: July 26, 2018, 07:07:38 AM »
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.... :o
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #766 on: July 27, 2018, 09:31:51 AM »
I kissed my girlfriend on the sofa last night and said "let's take this upstairs". "Ok" she said "You grab one end and I'll grab the other"...??? ::)
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #767 on: July 28, 2018, 07:59:07 AM »
Ever notice how squirrels always act like it's their first day of being a squirrel???
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #768 on: July 30, 2018, 08:06:43 AM »
Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #769 on: July 31, 2018, 07:25:16 AM »
My email password has been hacked. This is  the third time I've had to rename the cat.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #770 on: July 31, 2018, 11:46:28 AM »
funny
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #771 on: August 01, 2018, 06:20:28 AM »
What's the difference between baseball and politics? In baseball you're out if you're caught stealing.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #772 on: August 03, 2018, 06:21:11 AM »
The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #773 on: August 04, 2018, 07:21:27 AM »
A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a baby."
The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #774 on: August 07, 2018, 07:39:29 AM »
Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #775 on: August 10, 2018, 07:10:02 AM »
It was only when I bought a motorcycle that I found out that adrenaline is brown.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #776 on: August 16, 2018, 09:22:25 AM »
Sometimes God sends one of your EX's back into your life just to check if you are still stupid.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #777 on: August 19, 2018, 08:09:29 AM »
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #778 on: August 19, 2018, 09:51:35 AM »
lotta truth to that one lol    Careful what you wish for!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #779 on: August 21, 2018, 08:14:24 AM »
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows it.
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