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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #225 on: April 25, 2013, 07:19:06 AM »
 Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #226 on: April 29, 2013, 06:00:58 AM »
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made outta meat?
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #227 on: May 01, 2013, 06:47:54 AM »
Few women admit their age; few men act it.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #228 on: May 02, 2013, 06:42:21 AM »
 Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #229 on: May 03, 2013, 06:30:27 AM »
 As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #230 on: May 04, 2013, 10:02:05 AM »
 Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #231 on: May 05, 2013, 12:15:19 PM »
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #232 on: May 08, 2013, 06:54:48 AM »
Q. Why do women have 2% more brains than a cow?
A. So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #233 on: May 09, 2013, 06:41:26 AM »
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #234 on: May 09, 2013, 07:25:32 AM »
Quote from: Kingman on May 08, 2013, 06:54:48 AM
Q. Why do women have 2% more brains than a cow?
A. So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.

 Oh my... :laugh:  :laugh:
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #235 on: May 10, 2013, 06:59:44 AM »
Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #236 on: May 14, 2013, 06:53:27 AM »
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #237 on: May 15, 2013, 11:21:51 AM »
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved-the pig was committed.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #238 on: May 19, 2013, 06:35:11 AM »
Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common ?
A. You don't look down.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #239 on: May 20, 2013, 03:27:00 PM »

I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The last question was where do women have the curliest hair? Apparently, the answer is Fiji...

Oh...so that's what they call it now.
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