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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #750 on: May 21, 2018, 07:33:57 AM »
 All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #751 on: May 26, 2018, 09:15:16 AM »
 Money can't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy... ;)
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #752 on: May 29, 2018, 09:35:56 AM »
 "Doc, I can't stop singing "The green green grass of home"." "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #753 on: June 01, 2018, 06:24:24 AM »
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #754 on: June 02, 2018, 07:16:27 AM »
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #755 on: June 05, 2018, 06:22:21 AM »
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #756 on: June 06, 2018, 07:30:40 PM »
Censor: a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #757 on: June 15, 2018, 07:31:21 AM »
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #758 on: June 28, 2018, 10:01:19 AM »
Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #759 on: June 28, 2018, 04:30:44 PM »
Nice to see you posting again.... it had been a while
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a bunch of nice sounding stuff. Nice that I'm finally able to actually listen to file music for the first time...

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #760 on: July 09, 2018, 07:12:33 AM »
Justice: A decision in your favor... ;)
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #761 on: July 09, 2018, 07:14:29 AM »
Quote from: Jim Pittsburgh on June 28, 2018, 04:30:44 PM
Nice to see you posting again.... it had been a while
Thanks Jim!...I believe it's easier to get through ever day with a laugh.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #762 on: July 21, 2018, 11:36:37 AM »
Today's subliminal message is . . .
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #763 on: July 23, 2018, 07:06:49 AM »
I'm in a long distance relationship, her restraining order ends tomorrow.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #764 on: July 25, 2018, 07:02:52 AM »
My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary. Well the jokes on them – they're imaginary too!
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