Ha. I read a job ad for Dolby Labs a while back, was for an "Advanced Acoustic Theory Researcher". They required a PhD in math, physics, or the like, an absolute love for sound, aesthetic principles, music, psychology, electronics, and a research background.
The job was described as researching why we hear what we hear, what makes it sound "good", how that can be duplicated, formulated, and enhanced.
If that's not my absolute dream job, I don't know what is.