Suggestions welcome!
You can't be a rock star in a metal band. Metal sucks. It's worse than Nirvana. So, your choices are to play in shady dive bars with fat groupies or work at the shop with fat groupies... That's a tough one. Enjoy pursuing your dreams my Jewish friend... I'll do my best to make it to the party!! I might bring my one Metal LP for the occasion..
I don't know, he could always get some spikes or bedazzle a pentagram into his mandals...