I thought the "scroe" thing was funny also. I had no idea it was a thing elsewhere, just figured it was your typical c-list misspelling.
Back to the important stuff, those ADS are incredible, and yes you will drop a ball lifting them.
I have been refinishing mine the last few nights. sanded, 3 coats of watco, put some dark stain on the edges to cover up the putty, gave it a torched edge look (cheesy but effective). going to put 2 more coats on tonight and call it done.
I was absolutely blown away by the sound of these, running them off a NAD 7020E (20 wpc), i cant wait to hook em up to some bigger power and allow these to open up.
Personally i think your nuts for selling them, great frikin speakers imho. If i could get my asking price (or close) for the DCM's i would be on my way over to buy them.
Good luck with the sale Mark.