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General Banter => The Circular File => Topic started by: TNRabbit on November 16, 2010, 01:42:06 PM

Title: You can't BUY entertainment this good~
Post by: TNRabbit on November 16, 2010, 01:42:06 PM

From the Best of Craigslist:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/1625829503.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/1625829503.html)
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ftc/1475465393.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ftc/1475465393.html)
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mad/1474867651.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mad/1474867651.html)
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/1467923119.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/1467923119.html)
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/atl/1465237532.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/atl/1465237532.html)
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/jax/1462848443.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/jax/1462848443.html)
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phx/1440718880.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phx/1440718880.html)
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/1438787222.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/1438787222.html)
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/1436572326.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/1436572326.html)
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nhm/1629950745.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nhm/1629950745.html)
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/1610569243.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/1610569243.html)


One of my favorites:

Originally Posted: Fri, 5 Feb 11:52 CST
Zombie hunting SWF seeking kick ass partner
Date: 2010-02-05, 11:52AM CST

"SWF seeks SWM who enjoys farming, zoo keeping and serious preparation for zombie invasion for friendship, LTR and possible marriage. Must be willing to wear a kilt and own his own broadsword.

Must be down to earth kind of guy, no prior convictions, not subject to any criminal investigations. I will look you up on the state access database so don't bother lying about it. Am D/D free, you be too

Must hold liberal political views, while still supporting gun ownership, hunting and private land rights.

No racists, homophobes, or fundamentalists. No Jehova Witnesses or Mormons.

Must love dogs and be approved by my dogs. Must be able to ride a horse and allow me to spend large amounts of time with my animals without complaint. Must take me fishing and buy me a pint now and then. You can go out with your buddies too, I am not the jealous sort. But, you better be home each night in case the zombie invasion begins.

I am a strong, intelligent country woman who can drive anything, haul 10 gallons of water to animals at a time, butcher a deer and run a trot line. Country folk will survive.




* Location: Bemidji
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1587347039

Title: Re: You can't BUY entertainment this good~
Post by: thuffman03 on November 16, 2010, 02:13:16 PM

Funny stuff!

Title: Re: You can't BUY entertainment this good~
Post by: Kingman on November 16, 2010, 06:44:35 PM

Very funny Gary!!!  :P

Title: Re: You can't BUY entertainment this good~
Post by: OCCD on November 16, 2010, 07:19:35 PM

What is wrong with preparing for Zombies????? >:(

Title: Re: You can't BUY entertainment this good~
Post by: TNRabbit on November 16, 2010, 09:22:09 PM

Quote from: OCCD on November 16, 2010, 07:19:35 PM

What is wrong with preparing for Zombies????? >:(

Hey, I said it was ONE OF MY FAVORITES!

 :P