PoLiTiCs => What's on your cranium??? => Topic started by: F1nut on May 14, 2010, 02:24:35 PM
Title: Drinking with an Arizona girl
Post by: F1nut on May 14, 2010, 02:24:35 PM
A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks a non-alcohol beer (because he is a Muslim), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoot the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In the Arab World we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’
The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, sting it on the bar and calling for a refill, she says, ‘In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.’ God Bless Arizona.
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Post by: thuffman03 on May 14, 2010, 02:35:43 PM
Good one! ;D
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Post by: OCCD on May 14, 2010, 06:01:50 PM
:P :P :P :P :P :P
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Post by: Kingman on May 14, 2010, 06:05:13 PM
A good joke carries....EXCELLENT JESSE!!!!
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Post by: schwarcw on May 14, 2010, 09:12:46 PM
Excellent!
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Post by: Reverend on May 14, 2010, 09:23:43 PM
hahaha...funny stuff.
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Post by: BB3 on June 11, 2010, 02:21:56 PM
Thank You Jesse. ;D That Was Awesome. 8) :P------------Bill