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Audio Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Christopher White on December 05, 2011, 02:43:06 PM

Title: The joy of finding a new roommate, the idiot responses
Post by: Christopher White on December 05, 2011, 02:43:06 PM

So, I am in the hunt for a new roommate, and I posted an ad on craigslist. I'm going to post here the best of the moron responses that I get, as they are usually pretty damn funny. The first is a response from a couple who are looking for no more that a bang pad, I assume for an affair. This just cracks me up.

hi,  clean professional and educated couple looking for a place to go 2 or 3 mornings per month for an hour or two.  happy to bring own sheets, towels, etc.  can't get any privacy in our homes and need a room preferably with bath for some privacy.  clean, healthy, non-smokers, middle-aged, ask questions.  would pay you in cash, per time.  thx  Jim

Title: Re: The joy of finding a new roommate, the idiot responses
Post by: SunnyDaze on December 05, 2011, 05:05:41 PM

Tell them you'll consider it if she's exceptionally hot and you can video tape their encounters.

Title: Re: The joy of finding a new roommate, the idiot responses
Post by: MacGeek on December 05, 2011, 05:32:07 PM

Only if you can join them, with or without video.  I have a couple of good reel to reel machines if you want to record the audio.

Title: Re: The joy of finding a new roommate, the idiot responses
Post by: OldiesButGoodies on December 05, 2011, 07:13:05 PM

that is epic...   wire the room with a GoPro:

http://gopro.com/products/?gclid=CInK1LmU7KwCFdGR7Qod5yPgzw (http://gopro.com/products/?gclid=CInK1LmU7KwCFdGR7Qod5yPgzw)

then you can make some money after as well...

Title: Re: The joy of finding a new roommate, the idiot responses
Post by: MasterBlaster on December 05, 2011, 08:29:58 PM

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