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Kingman · « **Reply #165 on:** August 04, 2012, 07:37:38 AM »

The farther away the future is, the better it looks.

Kingman · « **Reply #166 on:** August 05, 2012, 06:42:05 AM »

I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?

Kingman · « **Reply #167 on:** August 07, 2012, 06:08:53 AM »

Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

Kingman · « **Reply #168 on:** August 10, 2012, 02:35:22 PM »

Constipated people don't give a crap!!!

Kingman · « **Reply #169 on:** August 11, 2012, 08:07:44 AM »

I don't give a shit, but if I did, you'd be the first person I'd give it to.

Kingman · « **Reply #170 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:26:00 AM »

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Kingman · « **Reply #171 on:** August 17, 2012, 05:52:16 AM »

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends.

Kingman · « **Reply #172 on:** August 18, 2012, 06:18:28 AM »

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

Kingman · « **Reply #173 on:** August 19, 2012, 07:03:46 AM »

My girlfriend asked me, "Do You believe in love at first sight"? I said, "At the first sight of what"?

Kingman · « **Reply #174 on:** August 22, 2012, 08:22:20 PM »

I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into her again.

Kingman · « **Reply #175 on:** August 24, 2012, 05:48:45 AM »

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Kingman · « **Reply #176 on:** August 25, 2012, 06:18:23 AM »

A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.

Kingman · « **Reply #177 on:** August 26, 2012, 07:51:52 AM »

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Kingman · « **Reply #178 on:** August 29, 2012, 07:12:21 AM »

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

Kingman · « **Reply #179 on:** September 02, 2012, 08:05:32 AM »

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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