Author Topic: Daily starters (Read 303294 times)

Kingman · « **Reply #30 on:** March 29, 2012, 05:43:06 AM »

All the things I like are either immoral, illegal, or fattening....

Kingman · « **Reply #31 on:** March 30, 2012, 05:56:23 AM »

I bought an Iboat yesterday and it's syncing.....

Reverend · « **Reply #32 on:** March 30, 2012, 08:33:22 AM »

Confucius say, "Man who drop watch in toilet have sh*tty time."

Kingman · « **Reply #33 on:** March 31, 2012, 06:34:40 AM »

If stick people have sex do they catch on fire???

Kingman · « **Reply #34 on:** April 01, 2012, 06:49:44 AM »

Happiness is not getting what you want it's wanting what you have.

wkhanna · « **Reply #35 on:** April 01, 2012, 07:59:43 AM »

An empty head is not really empty; it is stuffed with rubbish.
Hence the difficulty of forcing anything into an empty head.
- Eric Hoffer

Kingman · « **Reply #36 on:** April 02, 2012, 07:04:12 AM »

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!!!

Reverend · « **Reply #37 on:** April 02, 2012, 10:56:01 AM »

Confucius say, "Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn."

Kingman · « **Reply #38 on:** April 03, 2012, 07:13:41 AM »

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean one enjoys it?

Kingman · « **Reply #39 on:** April 04, 2012, 07:19:50 AM »

If you think nobody cares if you're alive...try missing a couple of payments...

BB3 · « **Reply #40 on:** April 04, 2012, 06:24:51 PM »

"You do that one more time and I'm going to hit you with so many rights, you're going to beg for a left."-----Chuck Norris.

-----Bill

Kingman · « **Reply #41 on:** April 05, 2012, 06:13:23 AM »

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!!!!!

MasterBlaster · « **Reply #42 on:** April 05, 2012, 05:17:19 PM »

Here's something to remember when you're older - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

Kingman · « **Reply #43 on:** April 06, 2012, 07:45:08 AM »

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

Kingman · « **Reply #44 on:** April 09, 2012, 06:28:49 AM »

Women might be able to fake orgasms but men can fake a whole relationship...

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