Author Topic: Daily starters (Read 303803 times)

Kingman · « **Reply #720 on:** February 24, 2018, 06:55:04 AM »

Many people quit looking for a career when they find a job.

Kingman · « **Reply #721 on:** February 26, 2018, 08:03:51 AM »

FABLE: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.

Kingman · « **Reply #722 on:** March 01, 2018, 07:56:50 PM »

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Kingman · « **Reply #723 on:** March 03, 2018, 06:36:23 AM »

Daylight savings time. Why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Kingman · « **Reply #724 on:** March 08, 2018, 09:22:00 AM »

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.

Kingman · « **Reply #725 on:** March 12, 2018, 12:41:37 PM »

A hard-on does not count as personal growth.

Kingman · « **Reply #726 on:** March 18, 2018, 11:53:53 AM »

My mind is so open that ideas simply pass through it....

Kingman · « **Reply #727 on:** March 19, 2018, 07:51:44 AM »

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

Kingman · « **Reply #728 on:** March 23, 2018, 06:00:39 PM »

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

Kingman · « **Reply #729 on:** March 24, 2018, 08:47:04 AM »

If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.

Kingman · « **Reply #730 on:** March 25, 2018, 07:21:53 AM »

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools

geoffr · « **Reply #731 on:** March 26, 2018, 04:32:12 PM »

The statistics on alcoholism are staggering.

Kingman · « **Reply #732 on:** March 30, 2018, 11:52:30 AM »

Lap top - Where the beer spills when you pass out.

Kingman · « **Reply #733 on:** March 31, 2018, 08:48:49 AM »

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

Kingman · « **Reply #734 on:** April 07, 2018, 09:56:25 AM »

Have you noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born?

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