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Offline Kingman

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2012, 05:43:06 AM »
All the things I like are either immoral, illegal, or fattening....
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2012, 05:56:23 AM »
I bought an Iboat yesterday and it's syncing.....
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2012, 08:33:22 AM »
Confucius say, "Man who drop watch in toilet have sh*tty time."

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2012, 06:34:40 AM »
If stick people have sex do they catch on fire???
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2012, 06:49:44 AM »
Happiness is not getting what you want it's wanting what you have.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2012, 07:59:43 AM »
An empty head is not really empty; it is stuffed with rubbish.
Hence the difficulty of forcing anything into an empty head.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #36 on: April 02, 2012, 07:04:12 AM »
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!!!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2012, 10:56:01 AM »
Confucius say, "Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn."

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2012, 07:13:41 AM »
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean one enjoys it????
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2012, 07:19:50 AM »
If you think nobody cares if you're alive...try missing a couple of payments...
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #40 on: April 04, 2012, 06:24:51 PM »
"You do that one more time and I'm going to hit you with so many rights, you're going to beg for a left."-----Chuck Norris.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2012, 06:13:23 AM »
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!!!!!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2012, 05:17:19 PM »
Here's something to remember when you're older - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2012, 07:45:08 AM »
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.  :o
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #44 on: April 09, 2012, 06:28:49 AM »
Women might be able to fake orgasms but men can fake a whole relationship...
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