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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #90 on: April 21, 2012, 01:12:25 AM »
Now that is funny!
Do you want ants? Because THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!

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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #91 on: April 22, 2012, 11:23:03 PM »
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #92 on: April 24, 2012, 08:22:43 AM »
Another reason to fly Southwest:
 
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
 
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
 
The busy flight attendant smiled and said, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
 
The boy said, "Why, Yes, she did."
 
"Well then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Ask her to explain that to you."
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #93 on: April 24, 2012, 07:03:08 PM »
heeheeheehee

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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #94 on: April 24, 2012, 11:03:37 PM »
Funny!  Although they f**ked me on lost luggage, i will still fly with them again.  :/

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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #95 on: April 25, 2012, 07:25:53 PM »
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #96 on: April 26, 2012, 03:05:17 PM »
I Don't understand what went wrong……..

I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few... I noticed two quite large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?"
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said ..., "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"
That's the last thing I remember.
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #97 on: May 08, 2012, 11:04:36 AM »
I am confident that an SL-1200 is capable of outperforming turntables of much higher expense with minor modification.

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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #98 on: May 09, 2012, 11:37:23 PM »
So a guy with a black eye boards a plane, and notices the guy seated next to him also has a black eye.

"What happened?  I notice you also have a black eye?"
   
    "I walked up to the counter, and asked the cashier, who was really buxom, 'May I have a Picket to Titsburgh?'  --  What happened to you?"

"Well, this morning at breakfast, I meant to say, 'Please pass the juice, but instead said, "YOU BITCH YOU RUINED MY LIFE ! ! !"

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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #99 on: June 17, 2012, 05:56:14 PM »
There are 4 tour types of orgasms:

1.  Positive Orgasm:  "OH YES! OH YES!"

2.  Negative Orgasm:  "OH NO! OH NO!"

3.  Religious Orgasm:  "OH GOD! OH GOD!"

4.  Fake Orgasm:  "OH tube_dan!  OH tube_dan!"

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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #100 on: June 17, 2012, 06:38:57 PM »
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #101 on: October 01, 2012, 04:52:57 PM »

An Alabama Blonde in Church on Sunday.....


An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?
Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.
Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.



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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #102 on: November 15, 2012, 05:19:39 PM »

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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #103 on: November 15, 2012, 06:02:31 PM »
:P    :P    :P    :P    :P    :P    :P
IN REALITY IT ONLY MATTERS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE TO YOU!!!!!

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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #104 on: November 21, 2012, 10:42:10 AM »