The joy of finding a new roommate, the idiot responses

[Christopher White]

So, I am in the hunt for a new roommate, and I posted an ad on craigslist. I'm going to post here the best of the moron responses that I get, as they are usually pretty damn funny. The first is a response from a couple who are looking for no more that a bang pad, I assume for an affair. This just cracks me up.

hi,  clean professional and educated couple looking for a place to go 2 or 3 mornings per month for an hour or two.  happy to bring own sheets, towels, etc.  can't get any privacy in our homes and need a room preferably with bath for some privacy.  clean, healthy, non-smokers, middle-aged, ask questions.  would pay you in cash, per time.  thx  Jim

[SunnyDaze]

Tell them you'll consider it if she's exceptionally hot and you can video tape their encounters.

[MacGeek]

Only if you can join them, with or without video.  I have a couple of good reel to reel machines if you want to record the audio.

[OldiesButGoodies]

that is epic...   wire the room with a GoPro:

http://gopro.com/products/?gclid=CInK1LmU7KwCFdGR7Qod5yPgzw

then you can make some money after as well...

[MasterBlaster]

Groovy Baby!