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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #360 on: December 19, 2014, 07:41:00 AM »
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #361 on: December 20, 2014, 08:21:46 AM »
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #362 on: December 21, 2014, 08:15:27 AM »
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
 A: 45 lbs.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #363 on: December 22, 2014, 07:18:23 AM »

 Q: But do you know what 6.9 is?
 A: A good thing screwed up by a period.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #364 on: December 23, 2014, 08:01:43 AM »
Whats the best thing about a 18 year old girl in the shower?....
 Slick her hair back she looks 15.  ;)
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #365 on: December 26, 2014, 08:42:14 AM »
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #366 on: December 27, 2014, 09:10:00 AM »
Q: Why does Bearjew like to watch porno movies backwards?
 A: He likes the part where the prostitute gives the money back.   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #367 on: December 27, 2014, 10:58:41 AM »
Quote from: Kingman on December 27, 2014, 09:10:00 AM
Q: Why does Bearjew like to watch porno movies backwards?
 A: He likes the part where the prostitute gives the money back.   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

have you been spying on me?!?
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #368 on: December 27, 2014, 05:40:03 PM »
Wow. I watch them backwards to!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #369 on: December 28, 2014, 07:12:18 AM »
Q: How do you know if you have an overbite?
 A: If your eating pussy and it tastes like shit!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #370 on: December 28, 2014, 07:43:37 AM »
Underbite?
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #371 on: December 28, 2014, 08:35:40 AM »
Quote from: RuralTom on December 28, 2014, 07:43:37 AM
Underbite?
I see you have experience!!!!  :laugh:
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #372 on: December 28, 2014, 08:54:35 AM »
LOL
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #373 on: December 28, 2014, 02:31:03 PM »
Underbite, overbite-I guess it depends on the direction from which you are approaching the matter.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #374 on: December 29, 2014, 06:57:15 AM »
Q: If women with big tits work at Hooters, where do women with only one leg work?
 A: IHOP!
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