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Slim-Shaddy · « **Reply #75 on:** May 02, 2012, 01:56:37 PM »

I got arrested today for feeding some homeless guys on the street, and to top it all off, the cops broke my potato gun.

Kingman · « **Reply #76 on:** May 04, 2012, 07:29:58 AM »

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it...

Kingman · « **Reply #77 on:** May 05, 2012, 06:58:40 AM »

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem...

Anders · « **Reply #78 on:** May 05, 2012, 10:31:59 AM »

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Kingman · « **Reply #79 on:** May 06, 2012, 07:11:21 AM »

If you can't convince them, confuse them...

Kingman · « **Reply #80 on:** May 07, 2012, 06:51:14 AM »

It's Monday...keep the dream alive... hit the snooze button!!!

Kingman · « **Reply #81 on:** May 08, 2012, 07:11:54 AM »

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye...

Kingman · « **Reply #82 on:** May 09, 2012, 07:10:55 AM »

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once...

Kingman · « **Reply #83 on:** May 10, 2012, 06:51:49 AM »

Without nipples, breasts would be pointless...

Kingman · « **Reply #84 on:** May 11, 2012, 06:58:02 AM »

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes???

Kingman · « **Reply #85 on:** May 12, 2012, 07:00:26 AM »

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

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Slim-Shaddy · « **Reply #86 on:** May 12, 2012, 09:47:54 AM »

I stole this one from Facebook. Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Kingman · « **Reply #87 on:** May 13, 2012, 08:42:54 AM »

Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.....

Kingman · « **Reply #88 on:** May 14, 2012, 06:39:03 AM »

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential....

Kingman · « **Reply #89 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:45:45 AM »

After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!

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