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Offline scorpio333

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #975 on: June 09, 2020, 10:42:06 AM »
Why do riot police get up early?

To beat the crowds.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #976 on: June 11, 2020, 10:54:34 AM »
NASCAR has banned the Confederate flag...years of turning left are paying off.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #977 on: June 13, 2020, 08:57:39 AM »
What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #978 on: June 14, 2020, 09:50:42 AM »
I saw a giant mouse yesterday so I hit it with a baseball bat.

I'm now banned from Disney World.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #979 on: June 16, 2020, 10:38:05 AM »
My wife thought she saw a cockroach in the bathroom yesterday. She wiped and cleaned everything in there.

Today, I'm putting a cockroach in the kitchen.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #980 on: June 20, 2020, 10:50:59 AM »
What does a banjo player say when he gets to work?

Would you like fries with that?
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #981 on: June 21, 2020, 10:41:49 AM »
What do you call 20 accordions on the ocean floor?

A good start.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #982 on: June 21, 2020, 05:15:25 PM »
Frankie Yankovic and I had a good laugh over that!!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #983 on: June 22, 2020, 10:04:10 AM »
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club...it was open Mike night.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #984 on: June 22, 2020, 10:51:57 AM »
** Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club...it was open Mike night. **
     
                     NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #985 on: June 23, 2020, 12:30:27 PM »
Quote from: rgpit on June 22, 2020, 10:51:57 AM
** Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club...it was open Mike night. **
     
                     NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!

It's not easy finding the good ones...I'm trying because I think we all need a good laugh.

I woke up grumpy this morning. My mistake, I should have let her sleep.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #986 on: June 24, 2020, 09:51:34 AM »
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #987 on: June 25, 2020, 02:03:56 PM »
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #988 on: June 25, 2020, 02:25:25 PM »
Ouch!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #989 on: June 26, 2020, 10:14:04 AM »
I went to a spiritual healing center yesterday. What a crock. Even the guy in the wheelchair got up and walked out.
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