A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the
Hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed
Them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital
Staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She
Came into his room and announced, "I have to take your
Temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally
Settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this
Reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another
Round of complaining but eventually he rolled over and bared his
Behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her
Announce,"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT
Until I get back!"
She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed
Under his breath as he heard people walking past his door,
Laughing.....
After about 20 minutes, the man's doctor came into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you
Ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confessed..... "Not with a Daffodil."
