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Offline mikey813

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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2010, 07:03:26 PM »
That is funny!!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2010, 07:04:02 PM »
I am lost for words!!! ;)
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2010, 07:44:27 PM »
Warning of Scam Targeting Unsuspecting Men
 
 Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.
 
 A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's, Home Depot, or even Wal-Mart customers. This one caught me totally by surprise.
 
 Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.
 
 Here's how the scam works:

 Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your shopping into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonalds.
 
 You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
 
 I had my wallet stolen Apr. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also May 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, three times last Monday, Jun 28th, and very likely again
this upcoming weekend.
 
 So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
 
 Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their stores. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds.
 
 I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to  Home Depot, Walmart, etc.
 
  So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2010, 08:35:11 PM »
This  morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the 
United States that if military action against Muslim countries   
continues, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6   
managers.

 If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab 
drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T, and AOL customer service 
reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to 
send us any more candidates for President either.

It's gonna get ugly, people!
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2010, 05:59:21 PM »


With Chelsea's wedding July  31st.,Hillary
 wanted to play the perfect Mom so
she asked Chelsea: "Have you had sex with Marc?"

Chelsea said: "Not according to  Dad".


 :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2010, 06:06:31 PM »
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2010, 06:08:33 PM »
 :o :o :o :o :o

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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2010, 05:51:48 PM »
Gunter is working on this. ;D
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #23 on: October 29, 2010, 09:34:46 AM »
My friend bought an ice tea at Get Go and got this back as part of his change.

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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2010, 05:39:49 PM »
YOU HAVE GOT TO LOVE THIS

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POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD

An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him.  The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. 
Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.

A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him.  They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:”Because that's all the ammunition we had.”  Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes...

 
When asked by a reporter how that could be since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE of 2009) ...
 
"when you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."
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« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2010, 06:48:03 AM »
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad
attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the  bird's mouth was
rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried  to change the
bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing  soft music
and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's  vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot  yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hand,  grabbed the bird and
put him in the  freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
screamed. Then  suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a
minute. Fearing  that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The  parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and
said, "I  believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely  remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend
to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
 
John was  stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to
ask the parrot  what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior,
the parrot  responded............ "May I ask what the turkey  did?"
 
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2010, 05:51:29 PM »
Good Thanksgiving joke rgpit!!!  :P 
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2010, 06:45:05 PM »
Hmmm.
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2010, 06:54:42 PM »
 :P :P :P
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2010, 11:13:31 PM »
Do you want ants? Because THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!