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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #600 on: November 25, 2016, 08:07:29 AM »
My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #601 on: November 26, 2016, 08:10:12 AM »
Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #602 on: November 27, 2016, 09:12:28 AM »
Don't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #603 on: November 30, 2016, 08:09:25 AM »
You have the perfect face for radio.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #604 on: December 05, 2016, 06:12:09 PM »
If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?  ???
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #605 on: December 09, 2016, 09:52:35 AM »
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
 A rebel without a Claus.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #606 on: December 10, 2016, 07:59:50 AM »
Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.  :laugh:

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #607 on: December 11, 2016, 08:31:22 AM »
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ? They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #608 on: December 12, 2016, 06:08:24 AM »
Hey Stevie.....How does a Jew celebrate Christmas? He installs a parking meter on the roof.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #609 on: December 13, 2016, 07:28:44 AM »
Hey Pepe...How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #610 on: December 14, 2016, 06:58:43 AM »
What do you call a girl who cheats on you during the holidays? A ho ho ho
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #611 on: December 15, 2016, 06:18:52 AM »
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #612 on: December 16, 2016, 08:33:13 AM »
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #613 on: December 17, 2016, 08:59:59 AM »
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #614 on: December 18, 2016, 09:23:19 AM »
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas... ::)

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