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Kingman · « **Reply #645 on:** March 25, 2017, 07:01:08 AM »

IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.

Kingman · « **Reply #646 on:** March 28, 2017, 05:47:53 AM »

Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill any time.

Kingman · « **Reply #647 on:** April 01, 2017, 08:17:19 AM »

I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point. $:-\$

Kingman · « **Reply #648 on:** April 20, 2017, 08:51:52 AM »

I read a survey that said 82% of people enjoy being cuddled. But if the people on this bus are any indication, the real figure is, like 0%.

Kingman · « **Reply #649 on:** May 05, 2017, 07:29:18 AM »

By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

Kingman · « **Reply #650 on:** October 22, 2017, 09:49:54 AM »

Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Jim Pittsburgh · « **Reply #651 on:** October 22, 2017, 01:04:36 PM »

wow Missed these posts

Kingman · « **Reply #652 on:** October 23, 2017, 06:31:28 AM »

Thanks Jim! Not much time to post lately and needed time to hear a few new ones!

Kingman · « **Reply #653 on:** October 23, 2017, 06:48:55 AM »

When a woman says "what?" It's not because she didn't hear you. She's just giving you a chance to change what you said.

Kingman · « **Reply #654 on:** October 25, 2017, 10:26:07 AM »

I only drink on days beginning with "T". Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow....

Kingman · « **Reply #655 on:** October 26, 2017, 07:44:54 PM »

A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.

Kingman · « **Reply #656 on:** October 27, 2017, 03:53:19 PM »

If you're slutty enough, every day can be Halloween.

Kingman · « **Reply #657 on:** October 28, 2017, 08:03:39 AM »

Education is important but other stuff is more importanter.

Kingman · « **Reply #658 on:** November 02, 2017, 09:53:15 AM »

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Kingman · « **Reply #659 on:** November 03, 2017, 06:47:20 AM »

Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.

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