Author Topic: Daily starters (Read 303801 times)

Kingman · « **Reply #705 on:** January 25, 2018, 07:14:35 AM »

Everybody should believe in something... I believe I'll have another beer.

Kingman · « **Reply #706 on:** January 29, 2018, 07:20:16 AM »

I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.

Kingman · « **Reply #707 on:** January 31, 2018, 07:09:36 AM »

The more you say, the less people remember.

Kingman · « **Reply #708 on:** February 03, 2018, 07:48:59 AM »

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Jim Pittsburgh · « **Reply #709 on:** February 03, 2018, 01:04:25 PM »

that's very good lol

Kingman · « **Reply #710 on:** February 04, 2018, 08:36:24 AM »

I've got the philosophy of a dog - if you can't f**k it or eat it, then piss on it.

Kingman · « **Reply #711 on:** February 05, 2018, 06:45:48 AM »

Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Kingman · « **Reply #712 on:** February 06, 2018, 07:19:28 AM »

If it's too loud, you're too old.

Kingman · « **Reply #713 on:** February 07, 2018, 08:50:05 AM »

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Kingman · « **Reply #714 on:** February 08, 2018, 06:48:50 AM »

It is easier to take it apart than to put it back together.

Kingman · « **Reply #715 on:** February 10, 2018, 12:48:18 PM »

Just visited my local hi-fi shop...I'm having an out of money experience....

Kingman · « **Reply #716 on:** February 11, 2018, 02:51:45 PM »

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

MacGeek · « **Reply #717 on:** February 12, 2018, 06:38:49 AM »

Dating homeless women is great. At the end of the evening, you can just drop them anywhere

Kingman · « **Reply #718 on:** February 16, 2018, 09:04:34 AM »

I tried to think but nothing happened.....

Kingman · « **Reply #719 on:** February 22, 2018, 05:35:05 PM »

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
- Rodney Dangerfield

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