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Kingman · « **Reply #135 on:** June 25, 2012, 06:41:24 AM »

Go on. Add some variety to your sex life... Use the other hand!

Kingman · « **Reply #136 on:** June 26, 2012, 05:40:26 AM »

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional...

Kingman · « **Reply #137 on:** June 27, 2012, 05:35:15 AM »

I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.

Kingman · « **Reply #138 on:** June 28, 2012, 06:12:59 AM »

I hope I'm the last guy on earth -- I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.

Kingman · « **Reply #139 on:** June 29, 2012, 05:47:50 AM »

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Kingman · « **Reply #140 on:** June 30, 2012, 07:11:14 AM »

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Kingman · « **Reply #141 on:** July 01, 2012, 06:34:49 AM »

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Kingman · « **Reply #142 on:** July 02, 2012, 05:33:31 AM »

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

Kingman · « **Reply #143 on:** July 04, 2012, 05:32:26 AM »

Have a great 4th forum folks. Never forget the freedom we enjoy in America. God bless the U.S.A.!!!

Kingman · « **Reply #144 on:** July 05, 2012, 07:01:19 PM »

My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself.

Kingman · « **Reply #145 on:** July 06, 2012, 05:23:16 AM »

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet....

Kingman · « **Reply #146 on:** July 07, 2012, 06:35:55 AM »

Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it!!!

Kingman · « **Reply #147 on:** July 08, 2012, 06:05:28 AM »

When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

Kingman · « **Reply #148 on:** July 09, 2012, 05:39:46 AM »

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

Kingman · « **Reply #149 on:** July 10, 2012, 05:34:04 AM »

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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