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Topic: Daily starters (Read 316685 times)
Kingman
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Re: Daily starters
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Reply #165 on:
August 04, 2012, 07:37:38 AM »
The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
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Kingman
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Reply #166 on:
August 05, 2012, 06:42:05 AM »
I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
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Kingman
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Reply #167 on:
August 07, 2012, 06:08:53 AM »
Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.
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Kingman
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Reply #168 on:
August 10, 2012, 02:35:22 PM »
Constipated people don't give a crap!!!
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Kingman
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Reply #169 on:
August 11, 2012, 08:07:44 AM »
I don't give a shit, but if I did, you'd be the first person I'd give it to.
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Kingman
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Reply #170 on:
August 15, 2012, 07:26:00 AM »
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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Kingman
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Reply #171 on:
August 17, 2012, 05:52:16 AM »
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
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Kingman
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Reply #172 on:
August 18, 2012, 06:18:28 AM »
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
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Kingman
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Re: Daily starters
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Reply #173 on:
August 19, 2012, 07:03:46 AM »
My girlfriend asked me, "Do You believe in love at first sight"? I said, "At the first sight of what"?
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Re: Daily starters
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Reply #174 on:
August 22, 2012, 08:22:20 PM »
I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into her again.
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Reply #175 on:
August 24, 2012, 05:48:45 AM »
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
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Kingman
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Re: Daily starters
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Reply #176 on:
August 25, 2012, 06:18:23 AM »
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
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Kingman
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Reply #177 on:
August 26, 2012, 07:51:52 AM »
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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Kingman
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Re: Daily starters
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Reply #178 on:
August 29, 2012, 07:12:21 AM »
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
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Re: Daily starters
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Reply #179 on:
September 02, 2012, 08:05:32 AM »
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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