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Offline Kingman

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #180 on: September 22, 2012, 01:58:35 PM »

There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #181 on: September 25, 2012, 11:50:17 AM »

Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #182 on: September 27, 2012, 03:29:24 PM »
Quote from: Kingman on September 25, 2012, 11:50:17 AM

Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #183 on: September 30, 2012, 06:33:13 AM »

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!!!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #184 on: September 30, 2012, 02:20:01 PM »
Quote from: Kingman on September 30, 2012, 06:33:13 AM

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!!!


Sorry to hear that, lol
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #185 on: October 03, 2012, 03:07:06 PM »

We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #186 on: October 04, 2012, 06:53:07 AM »

A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #187 on: October 08, 2012, 10:58:17 AM »

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #188 on: October 11, 2012, 07:12:37 AM »

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo...
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #189 on: October 17, 2012, 05:59:00 AM »

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common "enemy".
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #190 on: October 18, 2012, 05:36:06 PM »
Let's flip a coin............heads, I get tail, or tails, I get head.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #191 on: October 19, 2012, 06:11:59 PM »
I got a package of smarties that were counterfeit last year. They were all stupid. I was so mad.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #192 on: October 22, 2012, 10:11:46 AM »

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #193 on: October 29, 2012, 03:18:22 PM »

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #194 on: November 06, 2012, 12:58:51 PM »

Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless.
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