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Offline Kingman

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #270 on: April 15, 2014, 06:41:49 AM »
Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?
A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #271 on: April 16, 2014, 08:19:09 AM »
Q: Name the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives
A: Drinking, licking, sucking, f**king and wanking.  >:D
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #272 on: April 17, 2014, 08:35:34 AM »
Q: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
A: Because the 'p' is silent

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #273 on: April 18, 2014, 07:47:03 AM »
Q: Why don't orphans play baseball?
A: They don't know where home is.

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #274 on: May 01, 2014, 06:35:09 AM »
Hooray, hooray it's the first of May, outdoor sex begins today.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #275 on: May 10, 2014, 08:46:44 AM »
And so it begins... >:D
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #276 on: July 31, 2014, 05:23:37 PM »
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #277 on: August 24, 2014, 09:37:53 PM »
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt.  So I f**ed her twice and punched her in the face!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #278 on: August 25, 2014, 12:31:25 AM »
Quote from: icravcarver on August 24, 2014, 09:37:53 PM
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt.  So I f**ed her twice and punched her in the face!

Don't feel bad, I had to f&#k'd her 3 times
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #279 on: October 04, 2014, 08:26:21 AM »
It's funny how axe handles are made of wood.
It's like the ultimate 'f**k you' to trees.  >:D
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #280 on: October 04, 2014, 01:35:33 PM »
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #281 on: October 05, 2014, 06:10:31 AM »
Sometimes I like to hide my wife's inhaler so the neighbors think I'm a stallion when they hear her panting "Give it to me!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #282 on: October 06, 2014, 06:59:33 AM »
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #283 on: October 07, 2014, 08:53:06 AM »
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number??????  :o :o :o
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #284 on: October 08, 2014, 07:55:52 AM »
Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?
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