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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #285 on: October 09, 2014, 06:07:56 PM »
I almost had a threesome last night I just needed two more people..... ???
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #286 on: October 10, 2014, 08:05:28 AM »
Your family tree must be a cactus, 'cause everyone on it's a prick.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #287 on: October 11, 2014, 07:54:56 AM »
I have the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #288 on: October 12, 2014, 08:13:52 AM »
Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.  :police:
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #289 on: October 13, 2014, 07:13:54 AM »
I'm going to change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crap I don't like, I press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this!!!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #290 on: October 14, 2014, 06:52:18 AM »
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
It’s called Lunch.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #291 on: October 15, 2014, 10:18:33 AM »
Today I saw a baby with a shirt that said, "I'm what happened in Vegas"
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #292 on: October 16, 2014, 07:07:25 AM »
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy..so I got drunk.  :P
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #293 on: October 16, 2014, 05:52:37 PM »
Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their ass with an IPad.  ::)
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #294 on: October 17, 2014, 08:10:57 AM »
A gift card is a great way to say, "Go buy your own f*ckin' present".
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #295 on: October 18, 2014, 09:06:30 AM »
There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #296 on: October 18, 2014, 09:47:50 AM »
The awkward moment when you mispronounce organism in science class.  :laugh:
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #297 on: October 18, 2014, 10:02:20 AM »
Really appreciate these... Good daily starters!
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a bunch of nice sounding stuff. Nice that I'm finally able to actually listen to file music for the first time...

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #298 on: October 20, 2014, 08:26:53 AM »
Dating a single mother is like continuing from somebody else's saved game.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #299 on: October 21, 2014, 07:21:21 AM »
Lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.  :laugh:
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