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Offline Kingman

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #510 on: July 01, 2016, 07:23:34 AM »
Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #511 on: July 01, 2016, 08:56:48 AM »
I'll remember that one   ROTFL
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #512 on: July 02, 2016, 07:56:24 AM »
99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #513 on: July 02, 2016, 08:27:17 AM »
A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than men who mention it...
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #514 on: July 03, 2016, 06:40:10 AM »
You have to be flexible to work where I do. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #515 on: July 04, 2016, 07:44:44 AM »
Kids today don't know how easy they have it ... when I was young, I had to
walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel ...
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #516 on: July 05, 2016, 06:51:44 AM »
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #517 on: July 06, 2016, 06:29:42 AM »
Turtles think frogs are homeless.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #518 on: July 07, 2016, 07:32:37 AM »
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #519 on: July 08, 2016, 11:08:57 AM »
The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common "enemy".
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #520 on: July 09, 2016, 06:34:05 AM »
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #521 on: July 12, 2016, 04:43:37 AM »
I'm currently helping my wife look for her chocolates that I ate last Friday.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #522 on: July 12, 2016, 06:17:53 AM »
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #523 on: July 12, 2016, 07:36:01 PM »
Quote from: geoffr on July 12, 2016, 04:43:37 AM
I'm currently helping my wife look for her chocolates that I ate last Friday.

I believe this to be actually true, not something that you read on the internet.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #524 on: July 12, 2016, 10:09:04 PM »
Quote from: geoffr on July 12, 2016, 04:43:37 AM
I'm currently helping my wife look for her chocolates that I ate last Friday.

We need a "like" button, the type they have on Facebook.
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