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Offline Kingman

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #540 on: July 29, 2016, 08:10:40 AM »
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #541 on: July 30, 2016, 11:37:59 AM »
What is Pokemon?
Jamaican proctologist
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #542 on: July 31, 2016, 09:01:08 AM »
I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words… "Were you fired?"
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #543 on: August 02, 2016, 08:50:53 AM »
I'm really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #544 on: August 03, 2016, 06:54:14 PM »
If a woman gives into sex very fast it's not because of the man.... but the men that came before him.  ;)
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #545 on: August 04, 2016, 07:22:58 AM »
I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #546 on: August 05, 2016, 07:23:31 AM »
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot...
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #547 on: August 07, 2016, 07:46:49 AM »
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #548 on: August 08, 2016, 12:48:24 PM »
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #549 on: August 09, 2016, 09:50:02 AM »
The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #550 on: August 13, 2016, 07:52:15 AM »
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #551 on: August 15, 2016, 06:36:20 AM »
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #552 on: August 16, 2016, 07:20:32 AM »
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #553 on: August 20, 2016, 06:46:12 AM »
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.  ;)
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #554 on: August 21, 2016, 09:30:38 AM »
Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!  >:(
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