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Offline rgpit

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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #105 on: November 22, 2012, 07:31:44 AM »
The doctor had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.  No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.  The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:  "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last.  And you're single.  Just let it go."

But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:  "You’re a veterinarian, you sick bastard ."
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #106 on: March 14, 2013, 01:29:59 PM »
Pepe, I think we solved your remote problem...

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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #107 on: March 14, 2013, 06:28:33 PM »
That would be the "Sammy" Davis, Jr. of  engineering   O0
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #108 on: April 13, 2013, 11:31:39 PM »
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #109 on: May 01, 2013, 10:57:03 AM »
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #110 on: May 01, 2013, 04:43:33 PM »
Love the remote control. When I was in college in a dorm in the 70's I had set up a remote channel changer using rope and pulleys. Did the same thing with the volume knob. I was way ahead of my time. LOL.
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #111 on: May 09, 2013, 09:55:11 AM »
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #112 on: April 05, 2014, 11:08:52 PM »
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads..."
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #113 on: July 13, 2014, 01:06:13 PM »
Quote from: SHEEVS on March 14, 2013, 06:28:33 PM
That would be the "Sammy" Davis, Jr. of  engineering   O0

Now I know why you seem to be so highly regarded around here.
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #114 on: August 10, 2014, 10:57:58 PM »
Math humor
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #115 on: November 03, 2014, 11:45:38 AM »
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #116 on: November 14, 2014, 08:27:53 PM »
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #117 on: November 14, 2014, 08:49:40 PM »
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #118 on: November 14, 2014, 10:16:38 PM »
It's gonna be hard to unsee that Kardashian thing.
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