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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #480 on: May 26, 2016, 08:50:24 AM »
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What Men Know About Women"
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #481 on: May 27, 2016, 07:00:52 AM »
Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #482 on: May 29, 2016, 09:24:57 AM »
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #483 on: May 31, 2016, 06:42:10 AM »
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #484 on: June 02, 2016, 07:28:33 AM »
Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #485 on: June 03, 2016, 07:22:43 AM »
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got f**ked to achieve it.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #486 on: June 03, 2016, 08:12:17 AM »
lol   excellent!     
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #487 on: June 04, 2016, 07:09:31 AM »
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #488 on: June 05, 2016, 06:16:08 AM »
Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #489 on: June 06, 2016, 08:13:03 AM »
I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #490 on: June 07, 2016, 09:36:06 AM »
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #491 on: June 08, 2016, 06:19:52 AM »
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #492 on: June 09, 2016, 07:31:40 AM »
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #493 on: June 10, 2016, 06:33:28 AM »
What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #494 on: June 11, 2016, 07:03:44 AM »
How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing.  ;)
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