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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #405 on: February 17, 2015, 11:32:59 AM »
Q. What did the mexican fireman name his twin sons.
A. Hose-A & Hose-B
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #406 on: February 20, 2015, 07:03:44 AM »
There's a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it's called Trycoxagain.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #407 on: February 21, 2015, 07:09:01 AM »
Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #408 on: February 22, 2015, 08:01:39 AM »
If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.  ;)
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #409 on: February 23, 2015, 06:52:10 AM »
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?....... Women  ;)
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #410 on: February 24, 2015, 06:58:05 AM »
It's so cold today, Democrats have their hands in their own pockets!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #411 on: February 25, 2015, 06:46:54 AM »
A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the wife work the corner. Later that night the husband goes to pick the wife up. He asks, "How much did you make, sweetie?" She answers, "I made $200.50." The husband says, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" She replies, "All of them."
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #412 on: March 01, 2015, 07:42:39 AM »
Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his bum.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #413 on: March 03, 2015, 07:11:26 AM »
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #414 on: March 05, 2015, 07:33:06 AM »
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #415 on: March 06, 2015, 06:52:38 AM »
Q: What do you call a Chinese midget?
 A: Tai Nee
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #416 on: March 09, 2015, 07:20:16 AM »
If you want to commit suicide, climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #417 on: March 10, 2015, 06:31:31 AM »
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #418 on: March 11, 2015, 08:53:18 AM »
I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.”

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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #419 on: March 15, 2015, 08:41:05 AM »
Wife: "Our neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don't you do that?"
Husband: "How can I? I don't even know her."
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