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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #435 on: April 27, 2015, 12:48:30 PM »
What is the difference between "in-laws" and "outlaws".  "Outlaws" are actually wanted!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #436 on: April 30, 2015, 06:42:47 AM »
You know you stay on the computer too much when you start introducing yourself as Jim at aol.com.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #437 on: May 06, 2015, 07:05:45 AM »
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #438 on: May 06, 2015, 12:17:11 PM »
Kingman, I don't know how you come up with this stuff but you're the best!  Keep 'em coming.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #439 on: May 15, 2015, 07:01:39 AM »
One for you and ya boy Brad.....

Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #440 on: May 18, 2015, 06:41:15 AM »
What's the cheapest meat? Deer balls... their under a buck!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #441 on: May 19, 2015, 06:32:57 AM »
The sight of a woman's cleavage reduces a man's ability to think clearly by 50%... per boob!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #442 on: May 20, 2015, 07:26:48 AM »
I read eating fatty foods was bad for you, so I stopped eating fatty foods. I read smoking was bad for you, so I stopped smoking. I read drinking was bad for you, so I stopped reading.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #443 on: May 22, 2015, 06:31:34 AM »
Ain't it funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind your car... :police:
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #444 on: May 25, 2015, 04:00:47 PM »
Elephant asks a camel:''why do you have two boobs on your back?"
Camel says to Elephant:"Thats a funny question from someone with a dick on his face."
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #445 on: May 27, 2015, 07:08:41 AM »
Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll.....or you're taking shit from some asshole.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #446 on: May 29, 2015, 07:36:56 AM »
If you remember the color of a girls eyes after the first date, chances are... she has small boobs.
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #447 on: May 31, 2015, 06:16:57 AM »
What do you call a Chinese Billionare?
Cha-Ching!!!!!!
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #448 on: June 13, 2015, 09:20:22 AM »
Why dont professional Womans basketball games ever sell out? Because only 3% of women are lesbians...
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Re: Daily starters
« Reply #449 on: June 29, 2015, 02:49:50 PM »
When I see birds fly, I think to myself: "If I was a bird, who would I shit on?"
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