Author Topic: Daily starters (Read 316760 times)

Kingman · « **Reply #300 on:** October 22, 2014, 07:28:39 AM »

Roses are red
That part is true
But violets are purple
Not f*cking blue

Kingman · « **Reply #301 on:** October 26, 2014, 07:29:36 AM »

I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.

Kingman · « **Reply #302 on:** October 27, 2014, 08:22:36 AM »

Always love a woman for her personality. She has ten you can choose from.

Kingman · « **Reply #303 on:** October 28, 2014, 08:06:17 AM »

Figuring out what a woman wants is easy. Just pay attention while she's screaming it at you.

Kingman · « **Reply #304 on:** October 29, 2014, 07:58:08 AM »

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

Kingman · « **Reply #305 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:31:17 AM »

As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought "Dogs are easily amused." Them I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail......

Kingman · « **Reply #306 on:** October 31, 2014, 08:30:16 AM »

Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you're not a pussy.

MacGeek · « **Reply #307 on:** October 31, 2014, 05:10:28 PM »

Petting? pussy? wasn't there a story about Johnny Carson and Racheal Welch about that, or a cat or something?

Kingman · « **Reply #308 on:** November 01, 2014, 11:12:48 AM »

Today I have been sober for 100 days. Not, like, in a row or anything. Just in total.....

Kingman · « **Reply #309 on:** November 01, 2014, 11:24:21 AM »

Petting? pussy? wasn't there a story about Johnny Carson and Racheal Welch about that, or a cat or something? www.youtube.com/embed/wRR1aKBOCOQ

MacGeek · « **Reply #310 on:** November 02, 2014, 07:28:14 AM »

Thanks, Kingman. I am not sure if it was true, but that is the reference.

Kingman · « **Reply #311 on:** November 02, 2014, 08:17:54 AM »

Yawning is your bodies way of saying 20% battery remaining.

Kingman · « **Reply #312 on:** November 04, 2014, 06:47:52 AM »

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger?...... Then it hit me.

Kingman · « **Reply #313 on:** November 04, 2014, 07:52:56 PM »

Does anyone have plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

Kingman · « **Reply #314 on:** November 06, 2014, 06:56:23 AM »

What did the normal oreo say to the double stuffed creamed one?
Whoreo!!!!!

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