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« Reply #60 on: September 13, 2011, 08:47:03 PM »
Another new Illness to watch out for ... . .

                       Anal Glaucoma

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

" So, what's  the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

" And what the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I just can't see my ass coming into work today."

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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #61 on: September 14, 2011, 10:31:06 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:...bet the pain started in his lower back and spread upward until skin started to form over his eyes and all he could see was the shitty side of life!!!  :P
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #62 on: October 13, 2011, 07:12:26 PM »
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #63 on: October 13, 2011, 07:50:30 PM »
Good one Rev!!!!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: anal glaucoma
« Reply #64 on: October 13, 2011, 07:54:02 PM »
Quote from: MacGeek on September 13, 2011, 08:47:03 PM
Another new Illness to watch out for ... . .

                       Anal Glaucoma

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

" So, what's  the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

" And what the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I just can't see my ass coming into work today."
...You can also tell the boss you had car trouble if you are late for work......your ass didn't hit the seat soon enough!!!!  :laugh:
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #65 on: October 14, 2011, 05:28:05 PM »
I did actually have car trouble recently.  My ass hit the seat on time, but the battery was shot.  Got in to work late and paid over $100 for the privilege.
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #66 on: October 14, 2011, 09:56:36 PM »
Just stumbled upon this. Hitler is a Pirates Fan.
No matter how many of these are made, they still crack me up.

Hitler is a Pirates Fan
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #67 on: October 27, 2011, 01:57:38 AM »
3-25-2010_Hank_Johnson_Guam_Tip_Over.wmv

THIS STILL CRACKS ME UP TO THIS DAY.

I didn't vote for him!  Don't blame me.
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #68 on: October 27, 2011, 07:26:03 AM »
BOTH the above are hilarious!!!!!!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #69 on: October 27, 2011, 10:59:53 PM »
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

Happy Halloween!!!
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #70 on: October 27, 2011, 11:08:46 PM »
hehehehehehe
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #71 on: October 28, 2011, 01:55:00 AM »
thats cute :laugh:
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #72 on: October 28, 2011, 05:25:49 PM »
 
 A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps  people when they lie.
 He decides to test it out at dinner one  night.

The father asks his son what he did that  day.

 The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot  slaps the son.

 The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house  watching movies."

Dad asks, "what movie did you  watch?"

 Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son  says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn."

 Dad  says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps  the dad.
 
Mom laughs and says,"Well he certainly is your  son!" The robot slaps the mom ........
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Re: This is funny!!!
« Reply #73 on: October 29, 2011, 04:37:49 PM »
Hmmm. I wonder what they are talking about... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« Reply #74 on: October 29, 2011, 05:58:32 PM »
That's hysterical...and you know the story is being reported all over.  Saw a news report from FL!  He may never live this down.
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