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Offline geoffr

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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #255 on: May 29, 2015, 04:56:24 PM »
A man goes into the library and whispers to the Librarian "Do you have a book on small penises?" She checks and replies "I don't think it's in yet"
"yes, that's the one"
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #256 on: June 07, 2015, 12:44:09 PM »
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."  :laugh:
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #257 on: June 09, 2015, 07:22:18 AM »
Two rednecks were sitting in a bar discussing their favorite sex positions. One of them says, "I think rodeo would have to my favorite". The other one says, "I've never heard of that one, what is it?" So the first guy says, "You come in from your wife's back with your hands on her boobs and say, 'these feel just like your sister's' and then you have to try and stay on for 8 seconds".
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #258 on: June 14, 2015, 07:56:11 AM »
BOOB IM ICON
 Perfect Boobs (o)(o)
 Fake Boobs ( + )( + )
 Perky Boobs (*)(*)
 Big Nipple Boobs (@)(@)
 A Cups o o
 Wonder Bra Boobs (oYo)
 Lopsided Boobs (o)(O)
 Grandma Boobs \ o /\ o /
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #259 on: June 14, 2015, 01:18:45 PM »
Hey Kingman
 Thanks for the mammaries!
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #260 on: January 06, 2016, 07:27:30 AM »
Two blondes are driving down the road, the driver turns to the passenger and says can you tell me if my blinker is working.So the passenger sticks her head out the window and says yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no.
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #261 on: January 06, 2016, 09:05:53 AM »
Kingman.... nice to have you back! I missed your posts
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a bunch of nice sounding stuff. Nice that I'm finally able to actually listen to file music for the first time...

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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #262 on: January 06, 2016, 03:20:42 PM »
Just need to get the daily funnies back rolling....thanks Jim!!!
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #263 on: January 07, 2016, 01:50:39 PM »
Yes. Keep em coming Wayne!
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #264 on: January 08, 2016, 08:09:30 AM »
Elephant asks a camel:''why do you have two boobs on your back?"
Camel says to Elephant:"Thats a funny question from someone with a dick on his face."
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #265 on: January 08, 2016, 02:49:48 PM »
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #266 on: January 09, 2016, 08:44:55 AM »
I don't know if liquor is the answer, but it's worth a shot!  ;)
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #267 on: January 10, 2016, 08:35:00 AM »
Violence is never the answer. It's just a really good solution.
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #268 on: January 11, 2016, 06:38:25 PM »
All the tellers at my bank are female. That means I could probably rob the place with a spider. :laugh:
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Re: Funny stuff
« Reply #269 on: January 12, 2016, 11:01:48 AM »
Women always called me ugly until they found out how much money I make....
Now they call me ugly and poor.......
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